最牛b的翻译！笑傻我了

G精灵

we two who and who？ <br/><br/>　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿 <br/><br/>2．how are you ? how old are you? <br/><br/>　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <br/><br/>3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you <br/><br/>　　你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你 <br/><br/>4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！ <br/><br/>　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <br/><br/>5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <br/><br/>　　有事起奏，无事退朝 <br/><br/>6．you me you me <br/><br/>　　 彼此彼此 <br/><br/>7．You Give Me Stop!! <br/><br/>　　 你给我站住！ <br/><br/>8．know is know noknow is noknow <br/><br/>　　 知之为知之， 不知为不 知... <br/><br/>9．WATCH SISTER <br/><br/>　　 表妹 <br/><br/>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!! <br/><br/>　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞 <br/>11．American Chinese not enough <br/><br/>　　美中不 足 <br/><br/>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <br/><br/>　　 车祸现场描述 <br/><br/>13．heart flower angry open <br/><br/>　　心花怒放 <br/><br/>14．go past no mistake past <br/><br/>　　 走过路过， 不要错过 <br/><br/>15．小明：I am sorry! <br/><br/>　　 老外：I am sorry too! <br/><br/>　　小明：I am sorry three! <br/><br/>　　 老外：What are you sorry for? <br/><br/>　　小明：I am sorry five! <br/><br/>16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! <br/><br/>　　 要钱没有，要命一条 <br/><br/>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. <br/><br/>　　我叫李老大，今年25。 <br/><br/>18．you have two down son。 <br/><br/>　　你有两下子。 <br/><br/>19．as far as you go to die <br/><br/>　　有多远，死多远！！！！ <br/><br/>20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you　face ,I turn my　face <br/><br/>　　 给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

小步

这个翻脸很形象，很形象。

volvo

有意思的

Maverick

one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;

七公

xuexi

linyan0507

15．小明：I am sorry! <br/><br/>　　 老外：I am sorry too! <br/><br/>　　小明：I am sorry three! <br/><br/>　　 老外：What are you sorry for? <br/><br/>　　小明：I am sorry five! 看不懂